Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?
It took me years to write, will you take a look?
It’s a thousand pages, give or take a few,
I’ll be writing more in a week or two,
I can make it longer if you like the style
I can change it ’round, and I want to be a paperback writer
Ciężki bywa los paperback writera…
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